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There was time, when computer games had no graphics at all, only text.
This is how it looked like... or might look.

FROM AN OLD TEXT QUEST


You see something on the floor.

> take something
Something taken

> inventory
You are currently carrying: a torch, a knife, a stick,
two bottles of fine Malvasia, a loaf of bread, 
three little pebbles, and something.

> look at something
What would you like to look at?

> examine something
Something examined.

> look something
You look a total dumphead.

> use something
What would you like to do with something?

> look
You are standing in a large hall with three doors
looking to the North, South, and East. 
The hall is obscure but for the firelight 
in the corner. You have something in your right hand.

> drop something
Something dropped.

> take something
Something taken.

> go north
You are standing in front of a large brazen door.

> open door
The door cannot be opened. It seems to be locked.

> use something on door
You use something on the door. Nothing happens.

> inventory
You are currently carrying: a torch, a knife, a stick,
two bottles of fine Malvasia, a loaf of bread, 
three little pebbles, and something.

> use something on torch
You try to fit something on the torch but burn 
your fingers.

> use something on knife
You stick something on the end of the knife. 

> look knife
It's an arm-long knife with something stuck 
on the end of it.

> use something on stick
What would you like to use on the stick?

> use stick on something
You try to use the stick on something. Nothing happens.
Something sits on the end of the knife.

> release something
Something released. This seems to be the very 
first release of something ever. 

> inventory
You are currently carrying: a torch, a knife, a stick, 
two bottles of fine Malvasia, a loaf of bread, 
three little pebbles, and something.

> eat something
You bite some bread.

> drink something
You take a large sip of Malvasia. 
You feel a lot better now.

> do something
What would you like to do?

> fuck something
You dirty old pervert!

>drop something
Something dropped.

...

FINAL SCORE: 199 out of 200. You forgot something.

© 2000 E.Abubakirov, V. Philippov

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about my self back 2 manuscripts bedside table humor as it is here we sing
i love work
i'll get mail