Minor Dictionary
of Humorous Quotations

Reason | References | Relations | Relativity |

A real person gas two reasons for doing anything... a good reason and a real reason.

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Weiner's law of libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.

When there's a will, there's always relations.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you happen to be. R. Porter

I spend a year in that town last Sunday. Fred Allen